Love and Break-ups: Good grief - FML

Good grief

By Saddie - 04/06/2026 03:00 - Germany - Frankfurt am Main

Today, the man I loved broke up with me, because he felt like his feelings for me were not enough for a serious relationship. As much as I'm thankful that he didn't drag me along, this hurts like hell. FML

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tiptoppc 19

Friday 5 June 2026 14:56

Life sucks. Relationships can always be worse, and i’m glad you learned that now to realize in the future if you ever need to cut your losses. These days, life is too long for one partner, especially since we don’t die at the ripe old age of 20. Roll with the punches. You got this!

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