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NotHungryAnymore - 01/03/2016 15:46 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boss is now so comfortable with me that she doesn't even try to hide the fact that she goes digging for gold in her nose through every conversation we have. FML

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JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

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Productivity Queen

NoJustNo - 13/06/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML

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Creeper alert!

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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mommyfairy - 12/03/2011 08:34 - United States

Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML

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DingusGinger - 21/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML

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Anonymous - 19/06/2014 08:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I shouldn't have told my boss that I was interested in management. She now throws any problem she doesn't want to solve at me and either gets mad when I can't work it out or takes credit when I do. FML

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raquelcita - 26/08/2016 06:05 - United States - Winter Park

Today, I went to my boss with concerns that my manager is dumping her responsibilities on me. He agreed and told me to just do whatever she wants. She gets paid twice as much as me to talk on her cellphone all day. FML

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Sticky situation

Anonymous - 19/01/2021 05:02

Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML

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Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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Not a good look

Da Boss - - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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MrScootyPuffSr 16

Wednesday 2 March 2016 1:20

From the boss: today I was so desperate to get out of a conversation with my employee that I blatantly picked my nose in the most disgusting way possible. It didn't work. FML.

PuppiesKisses 19

Wednesday 2 March 2016 1:25

I'd hand her a tissue.

Xion0014 20

Wednesday 2 March 2016 2:03

Is she also the one who picked their nose during a meeting?

spicyburrito 18

Wednesday 2 March 2016 2:29

You work in a gold mine or something?

peacheso 31

Wednesday 2 March 2016 8:10

No, spicyburrito, its a metaphor for 'picking ones nose'.

igg125 30

Wednesday 2 March 2016 3:18

That's not lady like.

gobiteme2 34

Wednesday 2 March 2016 3:44

So you are saying it's a manly thing to do.

Luxxi 18

Wednesday 2 March 2016 3:39

Maybe she'll pick enough gold to give you a raise

extinct_dodo 18

Thursday 3 March 2016 19:50

Wish I could upvote more than once

aliciousness116 16

Wednesday 2 March 2016 4:09

Maybe she's testing your patience to see how long you would endure it, and then one day, hug you with the same hands she stuck in her nose looking for gold. :P