Geyser

By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
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Vulpes21 6

Did you finish before posting this. Or are you like a war correspondent on the front lines?

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bansheeshee 0

I would say that's a pain in the ass, but I guess it's not anymore.

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mcinnesandrew 6

Haha have you seen that family guy star wars where that weird alien chick was like "mmm Fibre :D "? Well she was on to something hint hint

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Carbonite2010 0

Guess the Xbox isn't the only one that gets the 'Red ring' now is it ;)

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br0ccoli 14

Ew. Someone needs to eat more vegetables.

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DasHeidelrock 0

And you stopped to enter a FML?

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HahaYDI 0

This was worded so beautifully. You, sir, are both a gentleman and a scholar.

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stewy78 2

Thank god for smart phones...imagine how horrible that would've been without something to do

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phuckejiu 3

now is a good time to get a prostate exam you wont feel the doctor fingering you

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