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Anonymous - 08/02/2011 16:27 - United States

Today, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML

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Anonymous - 05/02/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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Ploeboi - 04/08/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

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No one is safe

chili - 24/07/2021 04:01

Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML

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fmyboss - 13/10/2019 07:00

Today, I was made fun of at work by my mom and my supervisor. I work at a kids' anti-bullying camp. FML

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insomnitude - 05/03/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

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Katrin - 30/10/2011 19:13 - Norway

Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

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Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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Allycat - 09/10/2013 01:19 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, I was working a kid's birthday party dressed as a clown. The child's mother made me change because he was scared of clowns. The only thing I had in my car was a princess costume that was owned by a girl co-worker. So for 4 hours I had to entertain in a tight pink dress. I'm a guy. FML

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SheaLili - 07/08/2011 17:14 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML

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Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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Tuesday 8 February 2011 18:54

Do you work in a bank ? ^^

riotshields 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:24

YDI for thinking you have to work at a circus to be attacked by clowns.

bigphill1333 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:21

Sounds like my greatest fantisy. lucky

riotshields 4

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:24

YDI for thinking you have to work at a circus to be attacked by clowns.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:28

Homey da Clown visit your workplace?

j_bonner 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 7:16

win

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 8 February 2011 19:30

It would have been funny if all the clowns arrived in a single Smart Car.

RavenNight 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 20:06

i hate clowns. killz them

RemainAnonymous 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 20:13

WHOOP WHOOP!!

faithe92 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 20:22

...how the hell...?

syki 22

Tuesday 8 February 2011 20:36

♪♪Seee~eeeend iiin the cloooo~ooowns♪♪

Maciejas 8

Tuesday 8 February 2011 20:36

It sounds like a deleted scene from "Patch Adams".

Zebidee 8

Tuesday 8 February 2011 20:38

I've discovered that many workplaces are full of clowns without being associated with circuses.

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