Love, Intimacy, Sex, Dogs, Weird and AITA: Get it on - FML

Get it on

By Anonymous - 29/07/2025 00:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, I was really excited because the guy I was seeing invited me over for sex. His house was messy, but I looked past that. The final straw was he wouldn’t make his dog get off the bed so we could get it on. He actually got offended and told me to leave because, “What? She’s just lying there.” FML

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Same thing different taste

Good luck

By Anonymous - 08/09/2025 15:00

Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML

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By hannamacintosh - 28/06/2016 17:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML

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He prefers the dog

By Anonymous - 19/11/2019 14:00

Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML

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Niles Crane wannabe

By that’s crazy - 12/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML

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By Puppy Loverr - 25/08/2011 07:12 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I was getting a bit intimate with my boyfriend. Just when things were getting interesting, my dog managed to get into my room. He jumped on the bed and my boyfriend spent the next 20 minutes playing with the dog, while I sat next to him, half naked. FML

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Going at it

By GiveADogABone - 15/10/2015 22:47 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

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Weird, but OK

By awkward - 14/06/2021 19:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He says he can’t be with someone who doesn’t love his dog as much as he does. I told him that I have absolutely no problem with the dog being in the room, but it makes me uncomfortable when the dog is on the bed while we have sex. Apparently, that’s unreasonable. FML

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Red-handed

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 22:00 - United States - Wolcott

Spicy

Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2016 18:22

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex in the same bed my dog pooped in because we were both too polite to ask the other person why they smelt like shit. FML

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By Willow - 17/06/2011 23:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML

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GoogieWithers 23

Tuesday 29 July 2025 14:04

Maybe she didn't have anywhere else to go? But still,ewww.

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 30 July 2025 0:16

He obviously has his priorities, and you come after the dog, so I'd look for a new guy. Preferably one without a dog.

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GoogieWithers 23

Tuesday 29 July 2025 14:04

Maybe she didn't have anywhere else to go? But still,ewww.

Wadlaen 23

Wednesday 30 July 2025 0:16

He obviously has his priorities, and you come after the dog, so I'd look for a new guy. Preferably one without a dog.

jkjorn 16

Wednesday 30 July 2025 15:28

Yeah, that's not the kind of "doggy style" you want. Dump him.

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