Get away from me

Jinthebar - 06/05/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wanted me as she pulled closer and closer. Eventually she pulled me in and licked my ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break your collar bone" in a seductive tone. FML
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Jimboom 11

Mmm. Kinky. Though I'm more of a traditional kinda guy. I only let them break a finger or a toe on the first date.

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dtownklinik 0

That is as far from a FML as you can get. You should have been all over that like a fat kid on a cup cake. Man up, dude. Seriously.

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ThatsAli3 0

mmm. that's a new one. She was probably joking?

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yaintime21 0

Er... what? 9= lawlz

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babyitsfact 0

i'm not sure if i should be disturbed or cracking up.

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spitball1074 2

So... she's attractive and she actually WANTED you, but instead, you consider it an FML? What are you, gay?!?!?!!?

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Truan_fml 0

quit being a bitch and go for sadistic sex, god damnit!

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RuralNinja 0

She sounds like a freak, I say hit it.

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Midgetron 0

thats so strange

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