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Anonymous - 15/03/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!" He then started singing the Super Mario Brothers theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

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goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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War drums

Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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milked - 27/02/2015 05:28 - United States

Today, as I was about to have sex with my husband, I said I wanted to "spice things up." Apparently, our ideas weren't the same. He yanked my nipples as hard as he could and said, "Yeah, you like that?" FML

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nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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AkManiak 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:35

ha, now that's a true gamer

persianality 0

Monday 15 March 2010 9:23

well I guess he knew u weren't worth it so he started playing Mario to find his princess

Fireflies94 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 13:27

lol. That's the worse a guy could do XD

jenicaistgeil 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 7:47

epic win!!!

zapworth 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 8:41

total epicfulness. nipple Mario bros- sounds fun!

thinkpink1 0

Friday 11 June 2010 9:01

hahahaha that's so ******* funny!!!

hey123hey123 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 14:00

fake!

tman188 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 0:44

his inner child

Sam_13161821 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:45

now that i think of it they do haha.

TehLolcat 0

Wednesday 7 July 2010 11:50

HAHA it's official, that's what I'm doing next time i get under the bra. Awesome.

UnderagedThinker 3

Wednesday 7 July 2010 22:48

Boyfriend WIN! :D LMAO!

CitizenSnipz 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 6:26

Doodoodoo doopdoo da da Dun Dan danana Dan Nan danana!

bluemaizeman13 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:00

that's funny

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