Intimacy: Fond memory

Fond memory

By best_friend - 25/07/2011 06:43 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's house because his family was having a move away party for him. Everything was going good until his dad decided to give a toast. Including an anecdote about how he walked in on us watching porn together. FML

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Same thing different taste

By porn daddy - 21/06/2017 00:00

Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML

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You deserved it 449

Cool story, tell it again

By GGimabeast - 29/07/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I celebrated my birthday. My mom invited a bunch of my relatives over, and they started telling funny stories of when I was a kid. My mom decided that then was an appropriate time to talk about how she caught me looking at porn the other night. FML

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You deserved it 12 430

Just a movie

By IzzMeister - 15/12/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I walked in on my uncle watching porn. I realized that it was porn featuring my boyfriend, and he told me that the girl in it was "just a friend". FML

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You deserved it 213

Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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You deserved it 211

Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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You deserved it 2 440

Home movies

By Ex-girlfried - 06/09/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

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You deserved it 69 022

He's still got it

By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 00:01

Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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You deserved it 154

By Female_Lucifer - 20/10/2013 13:02 - United States - New Lebanon

Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML

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You deserved it 5 186

Not now!

By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

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You deserved it 4 342

By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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You deserved it 1 335

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Monday 25 July 2011 16:07

Why exactly were you watching **** with your 'friend' ?

SmileEveryone 12

Monday 25 July 2011 16:17

my ex boyfriend used to watch **** all the time with his friend... they're together now.

Comments

hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3

Monday 25 July 2011 17:10

which one is your girlfriend, lefty or righty

Madiluvsyuh98 2

Monday 25 July 2011 17:16

beenn theree, donne that!

edgarMora123 0

Monday 25 July 2011 17:25

that's just gay.

Z4CH1NT05H 0

Monday 25 July 2011 17:33

I've watched **** with my friend before, as long as you're not whackin' it in front of each other it's not gay.

DjeePee 24

Monday 25 July 2011 18:53

But I still think it's pretty weird, especially with guys. The idea that you and your friends are getting boners at the same time...but hey, everyone loves boners.

perdix 29

Monday 25 July 2011 17:47

That part about you two jerking each other off was particularly touching.

kaylapple 1

Monday 25 July 2011 17:49

why were you watching **** with a friend?

sourgirl101 28

Monday 25 July 2011 17:49

I've watched **** with my girlfriends before. And know guys that download it on their phones sitting at my bar and then show it to their friends next to them. It doesn't seem like a big deal. Just like guys going to a strip joints together. As long as no one is playing with themselves in front of the another.