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By Anonymous - 15/08/2017 06:00

Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML

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By oofouchmyvagooter - 06/10/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2018 03:00 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I got to see my fiancé for the first time in 3 months. While we were having sex for the first time, he slipped out and slammed into the back of my vagina, tearing it open. Now I won't stop bleeding, it hurts to pee, and we can't have sex. I won't see him for another 2 months after this. FML

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By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 03:11 - United States - Omaha

Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

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By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2021 17:00

Today, I woke up, had great sex, had a delicious breakfast, played with my kid and laid down for a nap… only to wake up in extreme pain, an ambulance ride, and now a doctor saying I need emergency surgery on my leaking gallbladder. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2025 20:00 - United States

Today, I realized I might have some issues. After some amazing, satisfying rough sex, I started having incredible pain. I went to the hospital and discovered I'd asked him to beat me so hard that he'd cracked a rib. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2016 16:01 - United States - Worcester

Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML

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By Ouch - 22/12/2021 22:59 - Netherlands

Today, I had sex with a guy I really liked. His testicle spontaneous turned inside his sack and he blacked out from the pain. He peed my bed, and I had to rush him to the ER so they could turn it back. Had to explain to his family and doctors what happened. It was my first time meeting them. FML

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rekijan 6

Tuesday 15 August 2017 8:32

Not a native speaker so I have to look up 'fallopian tubes' ... holy shit how did you manage that

Orangebecausewhynot 4

Tuesday 15 August 2017 6:19

Sounds like you've had a rough night.

Comments

GhostFox 33

Tuesday 15 August 2017 18:42

Sounds like you had some sort of preexisting condition that contributed to that occurring, since sex alone usually wouldn't be enough to cause that in a healthy individual.

Nightbird827 15

Tuesday 15 August 2017 20:19

She literally got ****** so hard she had to go to the hospital. Sounds like my type of girl

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 15 August 2017 20:40

Oh wow, I didn't know that's even possible.

fabs1171 23

Tuesday 15 August 2017 22:17

Hey op, did you mean intra-abdominal haemorrhage? Bleeding into your abdominal cavity? Intravenous means into your vein. Hope you get well soon

Breezy Conner 4

Tuesday 15 August 2017 22:22

****, that shit sucks.. but how amazing was the sex before you ripped your fallopian tubes?

GurrukWildSpeaker 3

Wednesday 16 August 2017 1:13

*high fives you're boyfriend*

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 16 August 2017 3:43

I don't think he's going to be proud about that, since it could have killed OP. He's probably going to feel really guilty and shorty for a while, honestly.

fyvaprold 11

Wednesday 16 August 2017 5:33

More likely, you had ectopic pregnancy and didn't know about that.

archertheo 15

Wednesday 16 August 2017 14:59

Still... You had sex so it is kind of a win...

PBcupcake 7

Wednesday 16 August 2017 22:59

I seriously doubt it was because of sex only. most likely an underlying condition or infection

MissMustard 20

Thursday 17 August 2017 10:38

Sounds horrific! Enjoying the term 'intravenous haemorrhage' - bleeding that happens inside (intra) of a vein (venous)..! All of us have blood coursing through our veins and trust me, that's a good thing! Appreciate that the trauma she was going through led to misremembering medical jargon. Safe recovery!