FML's Showdown #9 By Louis - 17/05/2017 21:30 - France - Paris This week, check out some dudes mishandling some heavy machinery and vote for your fave. I agree, your life sucks 568 You deserved it 150 Share Tweet Share
Today, I told my long-distance boyfriend that I'd like to throw my legs over my head and have him cram his dick deep inside me. He told me to order a pizza, "It'd be more fun." FML I agree, your life sucks 1 253 You deserved it 226
Today, after my house almost got broken into last week, when I heard some noises in the kitchen I went to investigate. I saw a huge rat run across my floor, and nearly peed myself thinking it was an intruder. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 019 You deserved it 180
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML I agree, your life sucks 49 670 You deserved it 3 878
Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 099 You deserved it 323
Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 886 You deserved it 5 142
Today, I saw the girl I've been crushing hard on. I go up to talk to her, and I'm immediately greeted by, "I like girls." FML I agree, your life sucks 4 584 You deserved it 806
#Quentin
#Roberto