Fire hose

pissedoffandon - 06/05/2009 14:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML
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ForShame 0

Sorry, but YDI. If it had been a bee, this might be excusable, but not a fly.

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STVader 0

Yeah man. I've been there. Feel your pain.

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shaPOW 0

your username is the best part of this story.

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angst 0

Couldn't you finish peeing BEFORE swatting for the fly? Unless it was going for your junk..

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RiChY_BaBy08 0

lol what a classic. bettter tham pissng on the person next to you and then having them beat you up for it

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FMLeah 6

For some reason, I started reading this at 'when a fly started buzzing around my head'. I was very confused.

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jessxoxo28 5

lol!!!!! that sucks!! cant u pee that swat the thing away?

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AntiChrist7 0

i think we have a neurological problem if your dick does what your hand should do. must be terrible when you want to shake someone's hand.

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AntiChrist7 0

i think we have a neurological problem if your dick does what your hand should do. must be terrible if you want to shake hands.

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XantesFire 0

Always keep one hand on your dick when using the urinals.

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