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ninnang - - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died." My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML

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Anonymous - 04/06/2009 14:09 - Australia

Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML

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britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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Bl6122 - 02/02/2017 21:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, my mom received a condolence card from my high school's alumni association for my recent passing. I'm still alive! FML

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Whatever01 - 10/03/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, I called off work saying my Great Grandmother died. A co-worker texted me later asking where and when the funeral was. I made up a lie and said some random funeral home and date. My co-workers sent flowers to the funeral home for condolences. The flowers were returned. FML

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Lottie - 04/07/2022 04:00

Today, my boss called me a liar and untrustworthy. Why? Yesterday I went home to grieve, after finding out my father figure is in hospice, but because he's just in hospice and not actually dead yet, that somehow means I lied about his death to get a day off work. What? FML

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Bigmouth strikes again and again

O Boy - 28/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, my coworker left a tiny mess in the break room. I cleaned it up and jokingly said, "Your mother isn't here to clean up after you." She started crying. I forgot her mom died last week. FML

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lp525252 - 20/03/2013 10:59 - Australia - Miranda

Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML

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derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

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Bad timing

Anonymous - 19/05/2022 02:00

Today, on the first occasion I've seen my boss since her brief leave, I brought up how I got to hear all our customers' heartwarming plans for their moms on Mother's Day. Her mother just died. That's why she was on leave. FML

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Anonymous - 15/05/2015 20:58 - United States - Evanston

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML

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PoptartsKid 13

Thursday 10 July 2014 10:43

Damn, I'm gonna miss her, she was a great woman.

umerin 32

Thursday 10 July 2014 10:43

Bring her into the office to meet your coworkers. That'll scare the shit out of them.

Gabnacious 7

Thursday 10 July 2014 10:58

Have a fake viewing at your home, saying she wanted people to view her body in bed, and if any of them come, have her jump up and scare them.

Chibi_Kitten 24

Friday 11 July 2014 6:19

#16 reminds me of one of the national geographic magazine issue on the iPad. If you look at it long enough, the lion in the picture jumps out and scares you. Scarily realistic too.

23Z9TZO 18

Thursday 10 July 2014 11:08

its obviously a joke lol

91hayek 31

Thursday 10 July 2014 11:16

This could frustratingly turn into a Catch 22/Office Space styled bureaucratic nightmare. "But it says right here that your mother is dead. On this report. So we're going to believe it over you. Also this report says you're dead as well. Oh well, better notify payroll to stop paying you. Have a nice day!"

zandalee 19

Thursday 10 July 2014 11:24

Plot twist: OP's mum is a zombie.

TinyDude 10

Thursday 10 July 2014 11:33

Could be a collective effort to get you to leave the company :3 so sinister

lasagnanarcotics 14

Thursday 10 July 2014 11:47

Sorry for your loss bud.

sdroze1389 31

Thursday 10 July 2014 11:51

bring a chicken and a man dressed as a witch doctor in the office and say he's going to execute the chicken to awaken your mother's bones. someone will come clean before there is a headless chicken running around the office