Emotional

By Anonymous - 15/04/2023 10:00 - Australia

Today, I sent a WhatsApp message to my boss that was meant for my ex-boyfriend. The message was a picture of my middle finger. Note to self: always check which conversation window you're typing/sending pictures in. FML
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Brenda and me

By Not Brenda - 15/03/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was venting to a friend over Whatsapp about my annoying coworker when I realised I'd sent it to said coworker (always check which chat you are in while typing). I'd said, "I’m convinced Brenda is either possessed or just doesn't know how to be a normal human." I deleted it, but it was too late, as she replied with a smiley emoji and, “Can I help with anything, asshole?” FML
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Ghostrui 30

What'd help that issue is if you ended communications with the ex.

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RichardPencil 30

Just tell your boss when you're drunk, you seem to be into ass play. And then wait for him to ask you out for drinks. If your middle finger is long enough to reach his prostate, your career just jumped to the next level.

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Ghostrui 30

What'd help that issue is if you ended communications with the ex.

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RichardPencil 30

Just tell your boss when you're drunk, you seem to be into ass play. And then wait for him to ask you out for drinks. If your middle finger is long enough to reach his prostate, your career just jumped to the next level.

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