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losingit - 19/10/2010 04:30 - United States

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

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nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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barri - 16/12/2009 07:28 - Costa Rica

Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

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Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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Anonymous - 01/06/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, my son broke up with his girlfriend. When I asked why, he said, "Because I found out she's adopted. Ugh. I just can't with that, y'know?" Never before have I ever felt the desire to disown one of my kids. It's not a pleasant feeling. FML

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really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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Anonymous - 13/09/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend, who I thought was the one I’d one day marry, didn’t survive her first time meeting the extended family. My parents loved her, but my grandma, great grandma, aunties, and cousins gave her such a hard time that she ran out in tears, jumped on a bus, then broke up with me via text. FML

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Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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FFML_314 11

Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:52

That's when you tell her that you don't want to be with someone who's been banged more times than a screen door.

aussie_babe91 5

Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:51

what a bitch, she clearly was't worth being with anyways. cheer up u will find someone better in no time.

huppypuppy 3

Wednesday 23 November 2011 8:43

No, she's bad because she broke up w/him BECAUSE he was adopted. That's why everyone's so mad

RomanBeauty 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:04

She is a horrible person- you should have said "good because I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have a real brain"

FMLEveryday235 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:02

Yer a wizard Harry

CodyAllan146 4

Wednesday 25 January 2012 17:25

That is so ****** up!

Blindjoedeath 4

Tuesday 7 February 2012 20:48

I guess she wouldn't want to be with Batman, either....

mina_4321 6

Monday 12 March 2012 18:40

Wow that was just stupid of her

hotforkegger 4

Tuesday 27 March 2012 1:20

**** that ***** u deserve better

qwillis98 20

Wednesday 28 March 2012 6:51

Thats ****** up

kei1108 13

Thursday 5 April 2012 10:25

Do NOT listen to her. That is downright evil... Just ignore er and find someone even better.

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Monday 23 April 2012 15:39

The bitch do not deserve you. If she would have loved you for real this thing would'n matter.

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Today, my younger sister saw one of my friends "sack tap" me, and randomly did it to me herself as I walked past her. She doesn't get why it's "funny" when my friend does it but not as funny when she does it. FML

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Today, I was doing a job interview on Skype when my roommate decided to reboot the wireless router because "the internet was too slow". The interviewer didn't bother calling again. FML

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Today, I was showing my grandma how to use emojis on her new smartphone. After she sent a cute smiley face, she went on to send a string of random emojis, including the eggplant and the peach, to her church group chat. When she found out the meaning those emojis usually have, she tried to ground me, even though I'm 28. FML

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