Elephants By FML Videos - 26/11/2018 00:00 Just kidding! I agree, your life sucks 267 You deserved it 85 Share Tweet Share
Today, I got a mammogram, after feeling some discomfort. After the exam, I mentioned to my mother my doctor referred the test, because even though I'm still in my twenties, I have a family history of breast cancer. She told coworkers, friends, and family about my health condition. Now they all know. FML I agree, your life sucks 968 You deserved it 128
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 325 You deserved it 2 904
Today, my girlfriend told me that once you love somebody you can never truly fall "out of love" with them. She wasn't talking about me, she was talking about her ex. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 109 You deserved it 2 143
Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 552 You deserved it 21 376
Today, I had to explain to my husband, who lost 250 pounds and has never been healthier, that no, he does not get a pass to sleep around to "make up" for all the sex he missed when he was young and fat. FML I agree, your life sucks 655 You deserved it 168
Today, someone said that women shouldn’t hate their menstrual cycles, because the hormonal changes were so "interesting". Sure, that’s the word I’d use for alternating between cramps and zits, being an insatiable nymphomaniac, and being so depressed I want to die. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 680 You deserved it 190
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