Drive-by casualty

Anonymous - - United States - Fairfax

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML
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Blacksxe 1

I assume they yelled: "Eat my nuts!!!!"

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moonmonkeyman 6

So u are complaining that u got hit withs nuts instead of being shot with bullets??

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DocBastard 38

Someone throws food at you in THIS economy and you're complaining? What's next, they throw money at you and you complain about them littering?

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mandy_2480 21

That's right OP how dare you let a good meal go to waste in today's economy.

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Senseless_487 29

No, they would complain about only being worth quarters, instead of dollars.

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Fortitudine 3

Too bad it wasn't a drive by fruiting! (whoever gets this quote WINS)

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sqeakyclean 7

Mrs. Doubtfire! I win!

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BrownSugar10940 2

Well an afternoon snack is better than a bullet in yur face

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kerr888 0

Hey tht happend to my uncle, unfortunately he was allergic to peanuts....

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MsConfusedd 27

Eat them. You have no chance of throwing them back.

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HaniahAhmad 0

Just be grateful you weren't hit by eggs!!

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doglover569 0

Planking, Coneing, now Peanutting? And this is where I live...

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linkinpark98 23

What kind of nuts? Where they pistachio nuts? Those are delicious.....

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perdix 29

Peanut-flavored pistachios, if you bothered to read the story.

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linkinpark98 23

Meh, I just saw the word 'nut' and thought about pistachios.

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Zangetsu67 5

Dafuq I only got pelted with asparagus

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