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Don't drink and letch

GonnaGetFired - 31/03/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I made inappropriate sexual comments to my boss while I was drunk on Saturday night. She won't tell me what I said. She just laughs when she sees me. FML

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Sarah - - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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WTF?!?! - 09/09/2010 00:11 - United States

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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Anonymous - 08/08/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML

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Anonymous - 09/07/2016 15:14

Today, I overheard my boss talking about me on the phone. Turns out he was drunk off his ass when he gave the go-ahead to hire me, and he's now searching for any excuse to legally fire me. FML

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bruisedego31 - 12/09/2012 21:58 - United States - Chicago Heights

Today, I found out there's a rumor going around that my smoking hot co-worker and I had sex over the weekend. I'm not nearly as pissed off about the rumor as I am by the fact that I can't remember it because I was too drunk. FML

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Not cool

ash203 - 12/12/2009 21:38 - United States

Today, my friend and I got really drunk at the holiday staff party. When I went to work afterwards, everyone gave me the death stare. Apparently, I got so drunk that I flashed my boss's 13-year-old son. FML

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Anonymous - 29/05/2016 05:05 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boss wrote me up for saying "pissed" in front of a client. This is the same boss who nearly pissed himself laughing when a client made an extremely off-color Holocaust joke a few weeks ago, in front of half the department. FML

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Johnnogood - 09/10/2012 13:57 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

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boss_daughter - 20/05/2015 12:03 - United States

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

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Never do this

Anonymous - 05/07/2015 06:18 - United States - Cranford

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML

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icychill67 1

Wednesday 31 March 2010 8:59

as long as she is not mad it should be all good

Arteaga 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:01

Hey, I see this as an opportunity to make your way up the latter at your job. Get laid and get on her good side to get you better pay

ckrebbs 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 9:35

hey 26 that ***** annoying stop bein an idiot you 12 year old. who cares if someone dared you to do it still makes you look like a dumb ass

ZeroMachine 3

Wednesday 31 March 2010 10:05

Well that's better than her firing you.

flotar 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 10:14

not a fml moment for you. You kept your job and your boss seems happy having you around.

txdiva 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 12:13

It's probably not what you said that makes her laugh. You were probably so drunk, you showed her your dick!!! And it's that tiny image that makes her laugh!!!!

Ookami87 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 12:22

I have been so drunk, that i had to hold on tight while lying on the floor, but i always know what i do or say, To drunk is a lame excuse to do what you dont have courage to do sober.