Domestic Dispute on the Road - FML

Domestic Dispute on the Road

FML Approved - 11/09/2017 03:30

Hang in there, buddy!

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Tuesday 12 September 2017 5:21

I have seen this before and people were hurt. This is stupid behavior by all the adults involved.

rgetting 24

Tuesday 12 September 2017 5:21

I have seen this before and people were hurt. This is stupid behavior by all the adults involved.

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Today, I was refereeing a kid's soccer game, and noticed that on the field next to me was a referee I hated working with. I told the other referee I was working with that he was the laziest and most dumbass referee I had ever worked with. She then slapped me, and told me that it was her grandpa. FML

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Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML

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Today, I got my wisdom teeth removed and took the pain medicine that the oral surgeon prescribed for me before bed. The pain actually did go away for the most part, until my stomach decided to betray me and make me throw up, forcing my jaw to open more than it could after surgery. FML

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