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Didn't see you there

eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Anonymous - 25/09/2014 15:52 - United States - Red Oak

Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML

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Pull up

ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Lock it up

stickyface - 24/10/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

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Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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madisonnkelly - 06/07/2015 03:18 - United States - Dallas

Today, I was laying in bed facing my dad. In the middle of our conversation, I noticed he became interested in something behind me. I turn around to the sight of my mom lifting up her shirt, flashing her boobs. FML

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danggit3290 - 03/05/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "You know, I'm looking RIGHT at you." FML

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jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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This is wrong

WTF - 05/09/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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Friday 18 December 2009 19:34

YDI, I feel sorry for your dad tbh

JCadle90 0

Friday 18 December 2009 19:35

hope you were using protection then your dad shouldn't be as mad... nice job having sex with parnets home

1990TD 6

Saturday 19 December 2009 3:48

LOCK... YOUR... DAMN... DOOR!!!!!! YDI!!

Pilkie01 5

Saturday 19 December 2009 4:00

Why does it matter that you were on top??x

briannabrocious 2

Friday 2 November 2012 4:35

If its a girl that means they dad most likely saw **** and ass. Embarrassing.

arizdegenerate 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 5:12

I really couldnt imagine what I would do if I walked in on my daughter. I just know it wouldnt end good

energyphuck 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 5:38

that's disrespectful so ydi.

picturescrazy 24

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:04

I have a similar horror story ): It was my first time too, I was on top, but it was his dad, not mine.

ToxicTyrael 26

Sunday 23 August 2015 22:26

Did he join you?

Cowless 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 21:16

Your dad should be happy he'll be a grandpa one day.

30stmx3 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 23:38

lol to

CarterColbie 4

Sunday 20 December 2009 5:08

Who does it in their parents house anyway?

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Tuesday 20 December 2011 3:27

People who don't have their own houses?

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Monday 11 July 2016 2:25

People whose parents are never home. My bfs parents are never there, so we get away with it... Pus they know it's happening and are ok with it. Both 24 btw and moving out soonish.

afrikaaner 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 5:55

Yes, why would you do that? This kind of thing should never happen. Control yourself people. your poor dad!

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Monday 21 December 2009 6:12

Damn. I would never take that risk. My dad would literally kill the guy. that's creepy that he cracked the door. . . maybe he wasn't gunna tell you he knew cuz he was embarrassed. but idk not my dad. fyl.