Love, Embarrassing, Relatable, Dating, Clumsy and Cute: Date night - FML

Date night

By Clumsy bitch - 19/06/2026 09:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a date at a museum, I thought it would be low-pressure. It was going well until I leaned in to read a plaque, tripped, and nearly took down a rope barrier. My date caught me by the arm, asked if I was OK, then spent the next 10 minutes pretending not to notice I'd knocked over a gift shop display with my backpack. FML

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Chazzster 29

Friday 19 June 2026 22:47

Shit happens. The real measure is how we deal with it. … The best choice is usually to own it, admit to it, and go on with your life.

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