Love, Embarrassing, Awkward and Parents: Daddy's girl - FML

Daddy's girl

By Anonymous - 10/09/2026 20:00 - United States

Today, I'm 29 years-old, yet my dad still thinks he can be the stereotypical overprotective dad of a teenage daughter who tries to scare off her boyfriends. If it wasn't for my mom who defends me, I would go no contact with him. FML

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Inkoseh 31

Thursday 10 September 2026 23:03

Do you live at home? If so, do you pay rent? If the first is true, move out. If the second is true, move out. If he still does it and you don't even live with them, then cut him out?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 12 September 2026 1:58

Just go no contact anyway. He doesn't get to treat people how he wants.

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Inkoseh 31

Thursday 10 September 2026 23:03

Do you live at home? If so, do you pay rent? If the first is true, move out. If the second is true, move out. If he still does it and you don't even live with them, then cut him out?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 12 September 2026 1:58

Just go no contact anyway. He doesn't get to treat people how he wants.

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