Culture wars By j1hill33 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 644 You deserved it 2 440 Share Tweet Share
Today, it's Friday the 13th. I've never been superstitious, and I figured it would be a normal day, that is until my hot water heater exploded and rained water into my downstairs neighbour's apartment for two hours before anyone noticed. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 747 You deserved it 2 433
Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were watching a movie in my basement. I ran upstairs and popped a bag of popcorn. Later I came downstairs to find my 10 year-old brother sitting next to my girlfriend, saying, "My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means." FML I agree, your life sucks 29 867 You deserved it 74 926
Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 658 You deserved it 5 733
Today, I told my son and daughter that their father and I were getting a divorce. They each responded with something like, "Yay! I want to live with Daddy! He buys better presents!" Their father has literally never bought anything for them, one of the many reasons I'm divorcing him. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 276 You deserved it 8 742
Today, I caught my boyfriend with a prostitute. The prostitute actually got mad at me for yelling at him, because the few times he’s hired her, all he asked for was talking and cuddling, never sex. Her advice was I need to step up my emotional intimacy, because he’s clearly not getting it from me. FML I agree, your life sucks 667 You deserved it 3 462
Today, my wife and I got back from our cruise ship holiday. It was intended to be ten nights of relaxation and romance. The first five nights she had her period, and the next five nights I had painful welts on my tip from the mess in my swim shorts. Ten days later, no sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 093 You deserved it 464
Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.
Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.