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scully11 - 02/08/2011 18:36 - Canada

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML
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macsterfun 3

Boners, this kinda reminded me of the time we robbed the sperm bank, remember? Then the Almighty Sirin blamed poor KaySL. Good times...

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Screw the peas, take the apples!!

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coffeeandcream 8

haha what a wonderful visual!

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scolly 3

Well at least now you have her peas and her apples.

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sandungyyy 4

Pea soup and apple pie for dinner.. And it was free groceries.

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Stevefett 0

I'm dumb. I should be pelted with dog feces.

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Legendslayer222 26

I can not oblige until you give me your address. And a dog.

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Stevefett 0

Haha. I didn't write that. Someone hacked my spot.

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Stevefett 0

Bite me. What I wrote was that this was a dumb FML and they should be hit with dog feces.

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scene_girlie 0

lmfao, nice daddd! xD

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justagirl79 2

FYL for not pointing it out to the neighbor.

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iTransform 8

you'd out a dad as kickass as that?! Have you no shame?

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