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xUnluckyx - 18/03/2010 05:45 - Canada

Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was wood chips that were behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML

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Anonymous - 29/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Austin

Today, as someone with a large chest, I'm used to sometimes finding food in my clothes at the end of the day. However, when I took off my bra off, I found half of a dead grasshopper. FML

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Anonymous - 20/07/2013 21:44 - United States - Austin

Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML

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Mitchellbassists - 17/04/2015 15:27 - United States - Dayton

Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML

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Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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benz1369 - - Canada - Toronto

Today, while stocking the green beans at work, I picked up a "leaf" which turned out to be a grasshopper. I screamed so loud, my coworkers now think I'm crazy. This is only my second week here. FML

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Anonymous - 14/09/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

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kirassi919 - 20/09/2012 16:50 - United States - North Wales

Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML

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buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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orilykid - 31/10/2012 17:23 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML

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KenMcGormick 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:07

those are happy grasshoppers

MidgetMonster 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:09

that is disgusting. how did you not feel the dead lumps of grasshopper in your bra?

scratchy209 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:16

that sucks so bad!!! I would have cried.

applesmoothiee 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 18:55

same

paul924 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:18

lucky grasshoppers!!

WorkThatButt 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:18

OMG FIRST LALALALAHOOOBLAHOOOBLA

yourlifesfucked 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:22

lights 18's bong here ya go buddy it went out.

yake12 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 15:19

haha #20 wins

alexFYL 11

Thursday 18 March 2010 17:40

hahahaha #20. I love you!

aardvarkish 16

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:53

20 is Rad

Angeledice 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:19

Yuck!!! Perfect moment to freak out, I'm dead scared of insects like that!

sugarbabyxoxo 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:24

I would've cried lmao

Monikabug 9

Thursday 18 March 2010 17:41

Me too. Cried, screamed, and then promptly taken a shower.

QuidProQuo 1

Friday 19 March 2010 3:17

ill comfort you if i can get in on that shower

Monikabug 9

Friday 19 March 2010 5:50

It's a deal if you bring some Dentyne Ice.

ashlynn610 12

Friday 19 March 2010 7:25

lmaooo(: I love that commercial!!!

LtHoward 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:27

Grosshoppers are not so bad, I use to play with them when I was a kid haha They do freak some people out though, FYL =P

haleylawliet 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:34

Don't you just hate finding dead things in your bra? What a nuisance......

lky830 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 15:16

and I thought finding popcorn in my bra after going to the movies was gross!

Eddie_Paints 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:38

Wow that's cool you know how to replace siding but you neglected to mention what kind it was. Lapboard, Hardy,4x8,4x9, etc.. Get back in the Kitchen!!

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Thursday 18 March 2010 12:46

Wax on, wax off young grasshopper. Quit posting fmls and get back to your karate training. You think catching a dead grasshopper in your bra is better than catching a fly with a pair of muthfucking chopsticks?