Close but no BJ

nikkrissa_04 - 07/08/2009 11:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said, "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML
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OneandOnlyOne 0

Never ever offer to do it again. If he hints that he wants one, tell him his penis isn't clean enough for your mouth. He sounds like a REAL moron!

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alphazero924 0

FAKE! no self respecting male would give up a ********.

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Whatever80 0

#139 How Do You Know That No Self Respecting Man Would Give That UP ?

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axlman 0

tic tacs!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

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bezach 0

maymbe he dosnt want you to ruin his perfect dick...oh wait...what dick?

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Chibi_Mia_Chula 0

Either he's gay or he has a small penis. :/

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hassenpfeffermmm 0

You probably do have a disgusting mouth from giving everyone blow jobs. That's just nasty.

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mandiepandie204 0

#13, you're asking it to the wrong person.

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FifaFtw 0

buy a toothbrush for the first time

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McChicken256 0

Asshole he should be happy you were willing to

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