Clean break

By Bad thing? - 09/09/2026 15:00 - United States

Today, my not-yet-even girlfriend dumped me in front of her family, as they all mocked and laughed at me because of my pointless and ridiculous "quirks". I'd told them that I shower and change into fresh clothes every day. I'd also said do not wipe after I poop, but I wash, soap, rinse, and dry. FML
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DLBL 21

Who was asking about your wiping habits?

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Yudith 25

The showering and changing clothes is normal, but the butt washing with soap after every poo is too much. You could just use a bidet or a watering can like a normal Muslim.

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Yudith 25

The showering and changing clothes is normal, but the butt washing with soap after every poo is too much. You could just use a bidet or a watering can like a normal Muslim.

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Hangryko 31

Why won't you wipe after you poop? I wipe and wash afterwards.

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DLBL 21

Who was asking about your wiping habits?

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Emperor Nerú 2

Wipe then wash with soaping water it is more thorough then of course dry. Some people are ******* disgusting thinking wiping is just enough what pigs!!!

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Yup2016 3

You could... Just not talk about your bathroom habits?

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