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Check this property out!

Anonymous - 02/07/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML

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Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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They don't make em as they used to

Kylie - 22/07/2025 08:00 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML

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Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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Kylie - 06/06/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML

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fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML

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thefoolwhorippedhispants - 20/04/2018 01:30

Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML

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Pinky

grandlisleguy - 03/02/2020 21:00 - United States - Colchester

Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML

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LordOfTheHobos 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:39

I agree with #12

tevzor 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:38

Well, that's one way to open house.

toomuchinfamaysh 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:36

sounds like they really got the "open house," heh

robbotheking 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:36

Yeah, it sounds like you gave two types of open house that day!

fxdxhk90 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:43

Who knows, it may actually help you to sell the house.

AlexZB 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:50

hot

Colby_Colbert 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:50

id bet my $$$ you would sell the house like that

lolacaust 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:56

you have no business in a thong if your pants rip... YDI

speak_a_da_truth 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:31

Megafail!!!!!!!!!!

RJB 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:57

Dude you should hav e showed him the house then droped a of couple of stuff along the way.

RJB 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:59

and who said she was civilized.

mannix_fml 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:01

The open house thing is hilarious.

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:07

That's why you wear one of those dressy skirts that business woman wear

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