Embarrassing, Awkward Work Caught in 480p

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fxck - 04/02/2015 19:28

Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumbs-up. FML

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Anonymous - 06/05/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML

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hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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Menace to society

Uri - 20/12/2024 09:00 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML

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headache - 23/02/2015 01:41 - United States

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

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SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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Say it, don't spray it

Yak - 09/08/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML

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Ight imma head out

Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

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mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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Welshite 39

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:02

Wow, you took "knocking some common cents in" literally.

urbantrashcan 18

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:02

On the bright side, you're sort of but not really a reality star now

chikinscratch00 8

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:55

lol fkin hilarious.

heyimrichie 11

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:55

hey you gave them quit the shoe then !

heyimrichie 11

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:56

hey you gave them quit the show then

khorstmye 15

Thursday 5 February 2015 5:19

Did you pee at all when you sneezed?

WasabiMars 21

Thursday 5 February 2015 5:32

Aah.. nothing beats reality CCTV eh, OP?

PassiveAggresive 12

Thursday 5 February 2015 5:36

Ouch, well stay positive OP!

jordanashley211 20

Thursday 5 February 2015 6:17

I'm exactly clumsy enough to do something like that.

Mightyrif 23

Thursday 5 February 2015 6:38

Now all we need are a few cameras to record you and we've got another YouTube star.

0_0shortyy0_0 18

Thursday 5 February 2015 7:36

Been there, done that... It hurts more than people realise

swanheart 35

Thursday 5 February 2015 8:38

We've all done embarrassing stuff from time to time and trust me: if you laugh it off people will forget about it much quicker and you will feel much better than if you treat it like a disaster.

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Thursday 5 February 2015 9:58

It's okay, I had my first seizure at work and completely feel over and knocked myself out and was completely out of it. I was passed out for 10 minutes and no one came in and saw. Then when I watched asked to look back over the security footage, my coworkers said I liked possessed. I am now dating said coworker, and he had called me seizseiz. (all in good fun though!)