Transportation Can you cut it out?

Can you cut it out?

Anonymous - 26/08/2009 04:28 - Canada

Today, on a plane I was showing my brother the life-jackets kept under the seat. After pulling on what I thought was the life-jacket, I then realized that they were kept in the arm rest to my right, and for the last five minutes I had been pulling on the foot of the man who was sitting behind me. FML

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Today, I was stuck in a window seat next to the biggest/angriest man I've ever seen. During the trip, I reached down to pick up what I thought was my pillow but instead managed to pull off his huge sock. I couldn't put it back so had to pretend I had no idea why he was glaring at me when he woke up. FML

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babymine - 09/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

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James4929 - 08/01/2010 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

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Unflattered

lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML

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Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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anonymous - 18/06/2010 17:25 - United States

Today, I was on an airplane and had to go to the bathroom. The guy next to me was asleep and blocking the aisle. I tapped him on the shoulder, and he responded by punching me in the stomach. FML

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Claustrophobic - 04/04/2013 07:12 - United States

Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML

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millzee - 17/01/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I spent 6 hours on an airplane next to an alcoholic Pink Floyd fanatic. I must've drifted off because when I took a trip to the bathroom I noticed that my pant leg that had been closest to the drunk man was soaking wet. I returned to my seat. He was on his side, facing me. I smelt the wet spot. Not beer. FML

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no1askdu 5

Wednesday 26 August 2009 12:58

how does someone not notice that your pulling on there foot for 5 min

jldavidson34 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 12:58

At least if you crash you will still have a leg to keep you afloat

celiba_fml 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 15:35

ydi for not listening to the security video at the beginning

Djoooiz 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 16:11

That's just SO funny XD

veghead95 6

Wednesday 26 August 2009 16:22

hahah ive had people where i accidentally kick them under a desk or something and they don't say anything for like 10 minutes!

ibkidd37 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:05

... and herein lies the reason you should always listen to the safety briefing and read the little safety card. It's not like you have anything better to do while you taxi.

ashleeee 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:09

lmfaooooo this is not a reallly fly moment its like you made and ass out of yourself ! lol youll get ove it and that person did not care.

sixofhearts 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:19

fake

CFR 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 18:22

He was probably asleep #1 Dammit this was supposed to be at the top.

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Wednesday 26 August 2009 19:08

Ydi stupid **** thinking it's funny to fsu I hate ppl like u who think there being funny I hope they kicked you off the airplane midflight and u land in a barn like in get smart so u live but get hurt and then I hope u get eaten by a herd of gazelles u stupid bitch.