Butterfly

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
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baconstrips 12

What a douche, you obviously deserve better

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XxLeoNaYxX 0

What's OP and the other stuff mean ? I just got FML and I have no idea what your saying. And HE'S A DICK.

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MrsPegg 45

OP: original poster (the author) FYL: **** your life WTH: what the hell

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fatalwish 6

And thats why i think fb is gay the end

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perdix 29

"in the end?" Wow, in just two sentences you figured out that not only is the bf gay, but he's also that he's a "Bottom!"

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doogy15 11

Happens to me all the time. Such a hassle to always remember to break up with the chick I was kissing just the other day. Horray for FB Xd

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missamazinggg 12

Or it's because you don't have the balls to do it?

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HushHushKeeKat 0

Or maybe, JUST maybe, it was sarcasm?!

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Jujubilee 1

Your response should have been, "I guess I forgot to kick you in the balls!".

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rattusrattus 18

There's being a tosser, and then there's this. Here's hoping he cuts his own toe off with a Flymo.

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OmGz_2395 2

been there and it's so immature!

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bandit1107 6

How do you forget to break up woth someone

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bavimonster 2

Are you in high school? I hear everyone is catching the drama flu. Cry more about real issues. A Facebook break up is always a LOL.

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ikickgingers 15

Unless you are 12 and OP. It probably broke her little heart. It's like you just karate chopped a little kittens head off.

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tina1213 0

Wow wat a doushbaggg!! Sorry

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