Booze blooz KayEffEh - - Canada - Georgetown Today, my girlfriend admitted that she "probably wasn't even sober" when I asked her out and she said yes. Our almost 2-year relationship is the longest drunken mistake ever. FML 38 715 3 595
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend. A while later I forgot about it and started digging my nose vigorously. He then beeped me and said "Digging for gold, dear? " FML 11 783 59 751
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML 15 564 48 006
Today, I was willing to sit behind a truck doing 10km/h just to hear an interview with Robbie Williams on the radio. FML 7 518 23 007
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML 41 789 3 328
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML 78 589 16 539
Yeah, she hasn't been drunk the WHOLE time, right? So, clearly, sober her appreciates the decision of drunk her. :-)
At least you two managed to last two years (: