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Evjoel - - Bermuda - Hamilton

Today, I decided to take some local college courses to improve my résumé. I got into the physics room and a large, multi-colored sign in large print stated, "NO THROWING OR STABBING." FML

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AllyKayR 18

Saturday 1 October 2016 7:01

You know what they say .. There's a story behind every sign

Infamous_Pickle 21

Saturday 1 October 2016 7:08

Would you rather have throwing and stabbing be allowed?

Goblin182 26

Monday 3 October 2016 13:35

Those disagreements between Sheldon and Leonard can escalate.

creditless 14

Monday 3 October 2016 20:11

well at least you know it's safe because the rules are clearly posted

RhondaYolonda 4

Tuesday 11 October 2016 9:24

Sounds like a good joke and fun teacher.

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Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus's new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML

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Today, I managed to pay my rent in full for once. My bank called me on suspicion of fraud. FML

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Today, I went for a walk. That's about as normal as any conversation starter gets, but it started with my boyfriend wanting me to go for walks to help lose weight. Apparently, the Universe thinks I need to lose weight too because I found this during my walk. Thanks, Universe. FML

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Today, I found out the trigger to my horrendous, disgustingly painful migraines that last up to 5 days is... Pain. My migraines are literally causing themselves. FML

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Today, my dad informed me that I’d not be progressing into next year’s class because it’s a waste of money. But it’s fine because my twin will be learning for the both of us. FML

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Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

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