Bad hair day By Faithy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, I got flustered because my hair straightener wasn't working. It took me fifteen minutes to realize I hadn't turned it on. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 920 You deserved it 49 042 Share Tweet Share
Today, I’m in India. As a good foreigner, I want to adapt myself and to do everything like the locals. I tried to get off the bus while it was still rolling. I lost a pair of jeans, a knee and my dignity. FML I agree, your life sucks 536 You deserved it 256
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 991 You deserved it 2 515
Today, I got a second notice from the mailman that my mail would not be delivered because of the pile of ice a plow had pushed in front of my mailbox. After getting the first notice, I'd spent an hour in the cold busting up the ice with a pick to clear a path. He put both notices in my mailbox. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 568 You deserved it 2 832
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 476 You deserved it 637
Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML I agree, your life sucks 749 You deserved it 228
Today, during the party for my last day at my old job, my office wife professed her love for me. We’re both married, we have no chemistry, and I’ve been dumping my work on her for three years. FML I agree, your life sucks 326 You deserved it 1 121
dumbass.
you spelled blonde wrong :)