School, Gross, Education and Teachers: Assumptions

Assumptions

By Ugh - 20/06/2026 12:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 20 June 2026 17:51

Well now you know why she was going to ask for forgiveness instead of permission. Sometimes teachers learn lessons, too.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 20 June 2026 17:51

Well now you know why she was going to ask for forgiveness instead of permission. Sometimes teachers learn lessons, too.

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