All you need is hate

dev - 28/08/2011 06:18 - United States

Today, I was at a family reunion, but I've always hated my family. I walked up behind my husband and said, "I can't wait to go home and get it on." My husband turned around. It was my uncle, wearing the same hat as my husband's. FML
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kings1fan 6

Look on the bright side. Your uncle doesn't know you hate your family. He just thinks your horny as hell!

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wieners11 4

Did you not notice the difference in the bodies??

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bizarre_ftw 21

Maybe there's no noticeable difference

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Buttsexpirate 9

Hopefully your uncle wasn't like "**** yeah".

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ken12317 7

well one word ...............awkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard

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Sophomoric1 13

It could always be worse. He could have turned around and told you he was totally in.

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bizarre_ftw 21

And he had a smile on his face right?

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platypus546 24

the family that plays together stays together huh?

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bizarre_ftw 21

And creates mentally handicapped kids together. Just look at George the _____ I think he was a Spanish monarch, that or English. Anyway, generations of inbreeding created a moron who, sadly, had severe physical disfigurement that even the touched up paintings couldn't make look nearly good

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hannahmorgan06 7

this reminds me of madeas family reunion.

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Jaxx66 21

Since nobody else is saying it. YDI for going if you hate your family. I don't go to reunions for that reason since my grandparents died. (they were the only ones I went for)

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