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Alexa, play "Ghosts" by Japan

stuckathome - - United States

Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML

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Anonymous - 15/07/2015 15:40 - Canada - Port-menier

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

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Unstable

emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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Shifting

Anonymous - 02/08/2021 14:01 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, my mom is trying to be quiet, thinking me asleep. This means she will whisper to the dogs in the upstairs hallway, then quietly go downstairs where she will bang the doors so hard that the house shakes. Apparently, she thinks each floor is in its own separate dimension. FML

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IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister, and me. FML

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lindsey789 - 07/10/2010 04:21 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML

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Soon.

erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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Anonymous - 16/11/2024 00:00 - Ireland

Today, my dog started barking at literally nothing in the middle of the night. I spent 15 minutes convinced there was a ghost or something in my house, only to realize she was barking at her own shadow. FML

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frenchpop1960 - - United States

Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML

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Good boy

Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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The chase

Anonymous - - United States

Today, my mother woke me up at 4:30 A.M. to tell me our dog was running down the street. I ran for an hour, chasing after her. Turns out it was our new neighbor's dog. Ours was in our basement. FML

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deathsupon1 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 12:22

Name: Billy thr Ghost Backstory: rapes little dogs that dont eat all their vegetables.

Sionnach 10

Thursday 11 March 2010 12:13

How is this an FML? Sure, you're mom might be crazy, but at least it sounds like she's a fun kind of crazy. And hey, how do you know there's no ghost?

DiJix 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:24

lol

Butterfly_Kisses_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 4:02

should we be more worried that she thinks that there are gosts, or that she was talking to the dog

mugiwara_fml 0

Friday 12 March 2010 6:56

I know it ! I knew they got internet in afterlife ! :o)

roocilla 0

Friday 12 March 2010 7:40

I know that there is a little girl in my hall way and I have seen her I'm not crazy... just ur average Joe but my life is crazy

AwSidney 0

Friday 12 March 2010 8:29

I've always had this strange belief that ghost prefer to be called spirits. And about your ghost just offer like a bowl of fruit to it yearly and it won't bother you and also call him/her be his/her name and it will probably won't bother you. Or is it they hate being called by their name... And about your mom talking to your dog... IDK...