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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 17:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 20:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By kinwar - 27/09/2021 14:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By iliketurtles - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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By Peepants - 03/03/2016 23:03 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2026 20:00

Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By missed - 25/06/2021 14:01 - United States

Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 15:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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By bglenney - 15/08/2013 09:47 - United States

Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML

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stumpygremlin 13

Monday 5 October 2020 17:09

Better the bathroom floor than your office floor.

noporn4u 9

Monday 5 October 2020 21:51

I feel like there's no way you didn't get some on your pants, but I sneeze violently.

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Armando de Carvalho 6

Monday 5 October 2020 4:58

hahahah never leave it to the last minute

stumpygremlin 13

Monday 5 October 2020 17:09

Better the bathroom floor than your office floor.

noporn4u 9

Monday 5 October 2020 21:51

I feel like there's no way you didn't get some on your pants, but I sneeze violently.

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