Love and Intimacy: Aaand blocked.

Aaand blocked.

By wtf fml - 21/03/2018 01:30 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I was mourning the recent loss of a close family member. My ex's idea of comforting me was to ask if he could come over so I could “give him some bomb ass head” to take my mind off things. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 16:13 - Lithuania - Vilnius

Today, I poured my heart out to my now ex-girlfriend over the recent passing away of my grandmother. Her eyes glazed over multiple times, and when I said that I don't know how to cope with everything, her advice was simply, "Shotgun. Mouth. Blam." FML

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You deserved it 5 225

By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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With friends like these…

By Anonymous - 19/11/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex hit me up out of the blue, so I texted our mutual friend to tell them what had happened. The friend then told my ex and he got mad, ending with him texting me, “Pop quiz: When’s the last time you took a shower?” FML

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Please leave

By Yada yada yada - 28/08/2024 22:00 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to borrow some tools. Trying to be friendly, I asked how he was doing. He then spent the next 45 minutes describing his recent breakup in excruciating detail. I just wanted him to take the tools and leave. FML

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You deserved it 171

He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 11/01/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I got the news that my ex-boyfriend from two years ago died in a car crash. My fiancé found me crying in the living room when he came home from work. When he found out why I was inconsolable, he said, "Make sure you say hi to that abusive turd in hell for me, thanks for everything." He is now staying at a hotel. FML

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You deserved it 1 640

Dying days

By Lou Riche - 08/10/2025 09:00

Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I've stayed friends with, begged me to accompany him to the hospital, and act like we are still in love and are now engaged in front of his dying grandmother, who once greatly supported our relationship. We both witnessed her last moments, and her last words to us: "…who the hell are you?" FML

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You deserved it 109

From beyond the grave

By Anonymous - 27/06/2024 00:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I realised that my powers of disappointment had reached a new low when my ex sent me a message saying that our friend who passed away two years ago would be very upset with me for how I'm "behaving." So upset that it's also upsetting my ex. FML

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You deserved it 129

A friend in need…

By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

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I'm an empath

By Anonymous - 12/12/2022 09:00 - United Kingdom - Amersham

Today, my ex of three years wanted me to comfort him because his new girlfriend broke up with him as well. And what do I do? I help him, I don’t fucking know why, and now he won’t leave me alone. FML

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You deserved it 1 239

This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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You deserved it 105

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 21 March 2018 1:40

I can see why he's your ex.

Hellblazer_Sith 25

Wednesday 21 March 2018 1:56

I am so glad he is your ex. Sorry for your loss OP.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 21 March 2018 1:40

I can see why he's your ex.

Hellblazer_Sith 25

Wednesday 21 March 2018 1:56

I am so glad he is your ex. Sorry for your loss OP.

Zachary8261 28

Wednesday 21 March 2018 1:59

No wonder why he’s your ex.

Allie614032 34

Wednesday 21 March 2018 2:56

Hopefully your anger was able to distract you for a bit? Sorry about your loss.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 March 2018 3:08

That sucks.

EnvyMe33 26

Wednesday 21 March 2018 7:52

Lol

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 21 March 2018 4:34

If he offered to give you bomb-ass head, you might think of taking him back.

Zekfen 17

Wednesday 21 March 2018 4:37

So he wants you to sit on his face and fart? What a weird fetish. I hear you can get pink eye from that.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 21 March 2018 19:53

No, the dumbass wants his former ex to give HIM some head.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Wednesday 21 March 2018 4:47

What you did not mention was if you accepted. If you did, then ...idk. Sorry for your loss though.

wanted_2_want 40

Wednesday 21 March 2018 6:04

He deserved a high five. In the face. With an iron.

QueenAfrodite 8

Friday 27 July 2018 20:07

😂😂😂😂😂😂

EnvyMe33 26

Wednesday 21 March 2018 7:55

Guys always know how to make things worse. Why would you even answer a call from your ex in the first place?

ThatGuy9679 13

Wednesday 21 March 2018 16:55

I imagine they were on decent terms at the and even if they weren't I'm sure she was expecting his condolences and not a request for a *******

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