Cats and Health: Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat...

By latino14 - 15/06/2012 11:27 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.

gingermass437 7

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."

Comments

banan001 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 11:16

Cat videos? lol what kinda vids lol

LuckyLynx7732 5

Saturday 16 June 2012 13:56

How can you lose 3 HOURS watching cat videos? When were cats ever that interesting?

rogerover 19

Saturday 16 June 2012 13:57

There is no TRY. Even Nike knows that.

lexxiii 17

Saturday 16 June 2012 15:19

RESIST THE URGE!

brandonjd25 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 16:40

Congrats. Ur a loser. And now the whole world knows it. Instead of just those ppl who actually are unfortunate enough to know you...

seafoam11 8

Saturday 16 June 2012 17:32

You sound like the average Redditor.

CrazyCountryGirl 5

Saturday 16 June 2012 18:51

Does anybody else find the VERY disturbing?

steph97v05 11

Sunday 17 June 2012 1:42

Why exactly were you watching cat videos?

twilightluvr101 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 6:12

Dont u hate when that happens lol

make_me_smile 4

Sunday 17 June 2012 6:31

Story of my life!

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