Cats and Health: Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat...

By latino14 - 15/06/2012 11:27 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.

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"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."

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kickassblackbelt 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:33

Story of my life!

1poohbear5 7

Saturday 16 June 2012 1:43

Story if my life . . . Haha

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:05

Whenever I go to the gym, all I see is *******...

Paco_el_Taco 17

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:55

That sounds like a puuuurfect afternoon.....

delete_me 4

Saturday 16 June 2012 4:15

Don't worry, cat videos aren't a waste of time just not a very good use of time but still quality time if you know what I mean

meant2luv 2

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:56

Oh...your at that part of YouTube again aren't you? Need a map?

akra22 5

Saturday 16 June 2012 7:07

STORY OF MY LIFE

yabbadabbadooyah 12

Saturday 16 June 2012 8:34

We have all done things like this my friend. at least I have..

BunBunBabe 8

Saturday 16 June 2012 8:38

That burns calories too..

StayClassyLassy 6

Saturday 16 June 2012 9:37

Those videos are very addicting. Last time I ended up watching bunnies, foxes, cats, etc just because I started watching a hedgehog video.

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