Cats and Health: Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat...

By latino14 - 15/06/2012 11:27 - United States - Annapolis

Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

You're not alone. The cats of YouTube have distracted us all at some point.

gingermass437 7

Friday 15 June 2012 15:24

"Ready to go to the gym?" "Not meow."

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hig999 19

Monday 22 July 2013 8:39

Explains why youre fat innit

doglover100 28

Saturday 1 March 2014 4:05

I heard on the radio that if you treat going to the gym like going to an appointment, you have to go, you'll be more willing to do it.

BLEED_MY_SOUL_07 9

Sunday 23 November 2014 10:21

Dafuq?

happypenguins 24

Friday 1 May 2015 4:16

Story of my life

fmyinternet 13

Friday 15 July 2016 20:18

Dude same

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