By Ouch - 02/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Port Melbourne
The Top
By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 07:26 - United States - Blair
By um... what the fuck, miss? - 02/08/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom
By mitochondriaisthepowerhouseofthecell - 27/12/2018 02:00
By lolmyfduplife - 24/12/2015 06:10
Definitely didn't miss that one
By BirdWatching - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London
By FalloutScrolls - 13/11/2015 14:49 - United States - Eau Claire
FalloutScrolls tells us more.
Inappropriate
By elcee1987 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
That sucks
By funnyERstory - 23/11/2016 04:31 - United States - Houston
Not cool
By no I've never asked for anal - 20/09/2015 13:44 - United States - Buffalo
By halliemarie1818 - 24/04/2013 02:01 - United States
By WendigogoAway - 15/08/2016 09:46 - United States - Toledo
WendigogoAway tells us more.
OP here (I made this account after submitting this, I didn't think it would get accepted.) Basically after her constantly cheating on him, claiming he was abusive despite her being physically abusive to him, and lying all the time, he'd had enough and threw her out since she decided to keep going back and forth between him and another guy. (And she had the balls to claim she was pregnant with his kid, even though she was on birth control). She'd left a ton of her stuff, and even though he'd texted her/called her to tell her that if she didn't pick it up he'd throw it all out, she never replied or made any indication that she was going to pick it up. Suddenly she thinks it's a good idea to come at over at random times, climb the side of the house, and try to get in the window, saying she needs to get in the garage and get some old stuff. (I have no idea why, because there's literally nothing in there that is worth this much trouble.) The reason why she climbs the side of the house is because my boyfriend and I both live with his dad by paying rent and just living upstairs. His dad doesn't want her around the house anymore because of their previous arguments, which made the environment depressing, and the fact that she put a hole in the wall before. This was the last straw, she hadn't come around for months and after shooing her away this time, we're going to take legal action if it happens again. Neither of us knew how to properly react since it was so early in the morning that we just wanted to get some sleep. (I couldn't manage to fall asleep until at least 9AM)
Sorry Mr Whiskers
By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver
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By WorthLessThanACareer - 21/06/2016 12:57
Regrettable fashion choices
By Savingforplasticsurgery - 14/04/2018 19:00
By DeepFriedLettuce - 29/04/2016 01:33 - United States - Vashon
Marking territory
By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Grand Rapids
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By Anonymous - 11/11/2018 05:00
Jerry! Jerry!
By Annonmyus - 03/12/2010 08:56
Sneaky
By Suckered - 04/12/2015 21:47 - United States - Hialeah
Suspense
By krray - 11/03/2017 22:00
By Unwilling addict - 06/06/2017 16:06
MommyMerida tells us more.
OP here, I had posted a lengthy explanation but while one of my comments appeared, that did not. Not sure why... I have a severe form of bipolar disorder. After I was diagnosed, I spent several years in and out of the hospital as my doctor tried me on almost every type of mood stabilizer and antipsychotic in existence. During that time, I was pretty much unable to function. After a long trial-and-error period, we found the medications I'm on now. I've been taking them for several years now and since then, I've been able to go back to school, succeed at my degree, get a job in my field, get married, start a family (after seeing the right specialists and taking all the necessary precautions) and lead a normal life. Considering how long it took to find the right combination and dosages of medication, my psychiatrist and I are both scared switching would upset that balance. Confirming our fear is the fact that every time we've tried to lower the dosage even slightly, I've started getting symptoms and we've had to bring th dosage back up. As to why I would miss a dose, it happens very rarely, but on occasion I've had to skip one because I needed to be 100% awake and present for something and knew I couldn't achieve that with the side effects of my medication. That being said, the half-life is long enough that skipping one dose, once in a while doesn't have a noticeable effect. I'm also very careful about not doing that if I feel fragile, because having dealt with my illness for over a decade now, I know my limits and want to make sure things never go back to the way they were before I was stable. I'm very grateful for having been able to find the right treatment and would never do anything to jeopardize it, like going off my medication without a doctor telling me to. I have no illusions about what's made me stable. It is a little scary, though, thinking that my body needs the medication that much...
Spinning out
By NeedALittleRoomToBreathe - 08/06/2017 16:00
By Anonymous - 20/09/2015 13:24 - United States
By C BOMB - 14/09/2015 23:58 - Australia - Toowong
Keywords
Hey guys, OP here. So the actual FML character limit doesn't allow for part 2 of this story. My wife actually did mention Fallout in the post, but because it was rather lengthy and the punchline was towards the end, people knee-jerk overreacted to what they saw, and didn't notice that the long post was abbreviated on Facebook with a "read more" link. Several messages later, all is cleared up, and we're laughing about it now.