Porn, Wanker and Intimacy: Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll...

By sydysyd - 21/11/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

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Monday 22 November 2010 9:06

Your mom should be happy it's only the computer that "keeps getting viruses". And Ken, that little ****! He's now with a Bratz doll? Wait until Barbie hears about this!

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Monday 22 November 2010 9:06

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Aoife_ckyou 0

Monday 22 November 2010 19:51

oh and I did post this before but it didn't show so forgive if its a double post. I'm pretty sure Sarah meant she'd never 'do' **** meaning to star in a **** film, so yes **** is something you 'do'.

Aoife_ckyou 0

Monday 22 November 2010 19:55

I'm a girl. I watch ****. but I watch not download and I've never had a problem with viruses. stay away from 1,00,000kb files, get anti-virus and you'll be fine. also, this is probably the same girl that got told by her doctor that she masturbates so much she dried out her ****** and thought the rash was an STI. just saying.

hawtstuff92 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 0:48

haha ya :) i'm gonna get a rash Soon, I do it so much it's crazy.

Aoife_ckyou 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 18:55

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kylehunter 0

Monday 22 November 2010 20:21

have u?

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 22 November 2010 21:09

I'd recommend FireFox in Private Browsing mode, with AdAware, Spyware Blaster and Spybot Search and Destroy installed (all free). Oh, and ask your mom if she has a My Little Pony doll, as Ken just isn't satisfying Bratz like she needs, mkay?

sarah48_fml 0

Monday 22 November 2010 22:08

#32 read the earlier comments. they said I should be a in a porno.. I would never do ****- it makes sense..

YounqNPaiid 0

Monday 22 November 2010 22:09

Isnt Iht Suppose T2 Be Barbie And Ken ?! iiBet Barbiee Isz Pissed Cuz Bratz Stole Her Man ! >.< As For Yhurr Situationn -- iiReallyy Dont Know Whut T2 Sayy ! =P