Intimacy Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly,...

goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

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A little higher, dude

Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Making plans

nowsingle - 03/07/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Last act

- 29/11/2019 20:00

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

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Woof woof

kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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Sexy talk

cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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Elise - 28/04/2012 23:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML

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gilly011 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:04

WIN for dj hero!

IDunnoz 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:06

better than him being the drummer

pun619 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:16

that is just wierd

volleyballx3 2

Friday 19 February 2010 2:17

whats the fmlll !????

bobman555 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:17

Why is this a FML?

ndiesal 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:18

He likes your ****

mandababyyy 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:21

how is this an fml?? ur boyfriend sounds awesome!

waterynuggets 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:27

Oh, ok. Not saying you need to get diagnosed with a terminal illness but even "Today, I stepped in dog shit" is more of an FML than this crap.

clux44 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:28

EPIC WIN!!

MjSmittys 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:34

strange....yet someone arousing... ;o;

chikiitaaa 0

Friday 19 February 2010 2:46

hahahahahahhaa

kaycay0211 0

Friday 19 February 2010 3:00

hahahahahah that's happened to me before I thought it was pretty funny

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Today, I got back from a service trip to Kenya, where I had no running water or electricity. I encouraged my friends to go green and help raise awareness by conserving as much electricity as possible. I return home to find that all my lights have been on for 2 weeks. FML

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Today, I forgot the maintenance man was coming today for my sink. I was cooking and blasting ”Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?” by Rod Stewart at full volume while singing and dancing. He was laughing when I opened the door. FML

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Today, I took an exam, for which I have been studying for weeks, I was confident at first, but then really struggled with it. I finished with about ten minutes to spare, turned to what I thought would be the end of my paper and found the first page of questions I was supposed to have answered. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

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Today, I have blue lips because of a guy whose face I don't even remember didn't know the difference between kissing and sucking. FML

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