Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly,...

By goldie09 - 18/02/2010 17:36 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML

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gilly011 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:04

WIN for dj hero!

IDunnoz 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:06

better than him being the drummer

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neonskittzy 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:17

ahaha :) that made me lol... lol he sounds fun...

M4V3R1CKR13 0

Friday 19 February 2010 5:36

did ur boobs get flater?

iAlwaysYDI 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:22

so. . .why is this an fml? I don't get it.

MadaZer0 8

Friday 19 February 2010 1:11

That actually does sound fun... I'll try it on my own gir- .... Oh wait.... ****... <.<

KurouTenshi 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:24

that is effing hilarious! and maybe you shouldn't be si damn uptight and maybe just laugh about with him!

bubbzz 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:27

been there done that lmao 

Riaes 2

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:30

use his penis to switch gear

chikiitaaa 0

Friday 19 February 2010 9:17

that's what I do

jif_fml 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:34

this is just stupid.

mgstomp 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:36

isn't that what they were made for?

sam411411 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:39

no mgstomp, wrong body part

angry_girl 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:39

hey mr dj turn the music up

UberFail79 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:41

Weird, yes. But this ruined your day?

LTMcleod 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:44

that's what their there for, DUH!!

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