Love: Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

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shuyin14 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 18:00

lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot

watson_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:21

Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.

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lilrocker90 10

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:39

Hangover??? No?

Harmon1970 1

Monday 2 July 2012 1:41

You said at the beginning that you woke up with your girlfriend. How did you do this if it wasn't her?

PatheticZombie71 7

Wednesday 25 July 2012 6:29

Was she hot?

nachosbabygurl 9

Tuesday 23 October 2012 8:40

so who was it

DarkskyFML 5

Sunday 20 January 2013 3:19

In fact, it wasn't a "her".

anubisismylife 9

Monday 6 May 2013 11:07

Exactly how drunk did you get the night before?

Nick_Le_Geek 10

Sunday 14 July 2013 3:04

Love that illustration. Must've been incredibly awkward...

ajaj26 12

Wednesday 24 July 2013 12:19

You lucky duck!

CammyGal 26

Tuesday 13 August 2013 4:59

I hate the way this was worded and in turn, I hate you. Way to be a cheating asshole, you jerk.

SaintJimmy21 19

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:13

would you mind to elaborate...?

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