Love: Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t...

By Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:25

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

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shuyin14 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 18:00

lol, you shouldn't drink/do drugs/be an idiot

watson_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:21

Don't get yourself into that situation? You have no one to blame but yourself.

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sarita1224 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 2:46

PIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGg

SANNIEPANTS 0

Friday 9 July 2010 3:16

number one your a douche.

dandaman83 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 19:51

So who was it?!?!?! elaborate, sounds like a good thing to me so suck it whiney. share the wealth

xdamian99 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 1:31

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SadinSherman 16

Monday 25 October 2010 13:53

Scandalous

realityreject 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 1:16

oh then who op?

imnotcraZ 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 23:26

that's what beer does to u...do u at least know if you'll be getting any regrets 9 months down the road?

freakguy455 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 21:41

SCORE!!!! so not a fml.

SamanthaSaurus 13

Monday 19 September 2011 20:13

Sucks to be you. Love the ilustration though.

chrisiffer 17

Friday 6 January 2012 16:53

haha

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