By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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SpeedyBurd34 3

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously THE best FML I've read ever!!! I'm still laughing!! I scared the shit out of my mom and almost pissed myself at the same time!! Thanx!!!!!!!!

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Mose 0

I had a scrubs moment and pictured the whole thing happening in my head. It even sounds like something that jd would do haha. I laughed for about ten minutes after reading this though, thank you

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iBimmer 0

ROFLMFAO! Funniest FML ever! Thank you for the laugh.

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infinite_hope 0

This has to be one of the funniest ones in a while. I too had thought something was said when in fact it was my headphones

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martymcfly12 0

Was this song you suffer by napalm death?

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Love4Ever_fml 0

LOL this one made me laugh so hard. I think this is the best one on this website.. wat song was it? O_o

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jambalai555 0

lmfao youare a bamf lololol god i can picture it

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saturdaymmrs 0

that's would be the effect of listening to brokencyde.

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