By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
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SweetestSin 4

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

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Triccmo 0

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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pneumoniaman 0

That happens to me like everyday. Gotta quit the heavy metal playlist on shuffle.

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sUpEr_FmL 0

LMFAOOO that is the funniest shit in the world!!! i think this is my favorite FML ever!!!!

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kayleigh159 0

I just sat in my room laughing non stop for like 10 minutes after reading this!

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SarcasticRemark 0

Hahaha. I have a song that starts with "Hello. Hello. Hello" in a strange voice; it always makes me jump.

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BreezyPear 0

Omg this FML is amazing, i've actually done stuff like that before hahaha

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jajarabbit 0

LMAO thats hilarious. the 2nd time i read it, i cant believe i missed how funny that was! haha i was laughing for like 5 minutes!

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kayPandastyle 15

that was freakin hilarious i literally LOL'D

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kennington 0

that's totally what I would have done!

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Shirou 0

YDI, you don't even know your own songs in your MP3 player?

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