Health: Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday...

By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By Tea gurl - 23/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend “accidentally” spilled a cup of hot tea on my lap at the dinner table. I had to get treated for second degree burns, because the skin on my lap was heavily saturated with the stuff. Apparently, he’s still mad at me for buying a male coworker a present for his birthday. FML

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By pygmalion - 26/09/2009 10:39 - United Kingdom

Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML

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Monday 16 May 2011 19:00

Sorry OP. I think you should just relax, and have a cup of tea.

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Monday 16 May 2011 18:56

Oh my god! A double burn!

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bubblegumapplesa 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:04

burnn ..LOOL. op don't you think you're a bit clumsy ?

3dollarbill 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:19

I think I see a pattern.

shabonquiesha 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 5:23

WTF ur clumsy

ggirl2011 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 6:13

stop drinking tea

Amajean 7

Friday 20 May 2011 0:58

NO MORE TEA! unless its in a sippy cup

SarahTheJew 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 17:17

Try spelling. It might help.

Majinveggie10 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 7:38

stop drinking tea

Fuutballer 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 7:55

Maybe you should stop drinking hot tea?

nonamericandolla 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:43

butter fingers. BURN!

25shark 5

Monday 30 May 2011 18:05

some ppl never learn...

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